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Post by vidia on Sept 7, 2009 23:08:04 GMT -5
XD have you guys seen this? i came across it when i was looking for the actual script: www.broadwayabridged.com/scripts/littlemermaid.shtmlsome parts are funny, some are kinda mean  , some too inappropriate, which is why I didn't just copy and paste. on a separate note, i'm so sad it's over and hope the tour comes to socal! |
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Post by Coral on Sept 8, 2009 10:36:24 GMT -5
Vidia, the tour should come there somewhere. I just hope it swings through the South to a place that's less than 7 hours from me!
I'll have to take a look through the script later.
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Post by fridamoonbeam on Sept 13, 2009 0:15:16 GMT -5
" VERY VERY ENGLISH GUY ...it's been my duty to make sure that you are married by your TWENTY-FIFTH BIRTHDAY. Now anybody can see that you're obviously thirty years old or more, but we'll let that slide and focus on the fact that YOU HAD BETTER HONOR YOUR FATHER'S DYING WISHES TO GET MARRIED so you can be king. PRINCE ERIC (high voice) Wait, if I'm not King until I get married, (even HIGHER voice) Who's been King in the meanwhile?" *dies* I love this! I remember reading this. T'is VERY funny  |
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Post by WickedElphie on Sept 13, 2009 0:48:53 GMT -5
Oh I have so much love for this part (even though I actually like Sweet Child):
[Eric] sings a brand new song about how her
voice has enthralled him.
COMPOSER ALAN MENKEN
See Glenn? Sometimes it's okay to write a really, really
wonderful song with purpose that moves a plot!
GLENN SLATER, LYRICIST
WHO REPLACED THE LATE
GREAT HOWARD ASHMAN
You're right! YOU'RE RIGHT!
[Later]
GAY GUY FROM ALTAR BOYZ AND
BLACK GUY FROM SPELLING BEE
(real lyrics)
SWEET CHILD...
SO TRAGIC SO MISUNDERSTOOD
DEAR CHILD...
LIFE'S LOOKING SHALL WE SAY NOT GOOD.
COMPOSER ALAN MENKEN
(smacks Glenn Slater)
Dammit, what did I just tell you?
And also this:
CHORUS
(in a big spectacular kitchen
number)
LES POISSONS
LES POISSONS
HEE HEE HEE
HO HO HO
THEN WE'LL SING YOU OFF TO SLEEP
WHILE YOU DIGEST!
TONIGHT YOU'LL PROP YOUR FEET UP
BUT FOR NOW, LET'S EAT UP
LES POISSONS
LES POISSONS
LES POISSONS!
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Post by Zavi on Sept 13, 2009 7:45:39 GMT -5
SOMETHING THAT LOOKS
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE
A SEAGULL
Hello, Ariel! Hello, Spongebob Squarepants!
-facepalm-
PRINCE ERIC
Let's dance, mute girl! But since you can't speak, I'll be
the only one who sings.
(sings in baritone mode)
SOMETHING ABOUT DANCING
DANCING IS MAGIC
THIS IS IRRELEVANT
AND IT SHOULD BE SOMETHING
WITH LYRICS DIRECTED MORE AT YOU!
As much as I love One Step Closer, I think this sums up my initial reaction to that song. XD I got the soundtrack and was just like, WTF?
PRINCE ERIC
Not so fast!
Prince Eric appears from above in his
ship...
And tries... crashing it...
into Ursula's underwater lair???
SHERIE RENE SCOTT
Oh no I'm mildly distracted... Wait how did you get your ship
to plunge so many feet below sea level? Does it turn into a
submarine?
PRINCE ERIC
No.
SHERIE RENE SCOTT
Can you breathe underwater?
PRINCE ERIC
No.
ARIEL
While you were mildly distracted, I got your shell!
And now I'm throwing it to the ground!
(throws to ground)
So Eric DID do something about the Ursula battle. XP
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Post by fathomsbelow on Sept 13, 2009 13:23:12 GMT -5
PRINCE ERIC Not so fast! Prince Eric appears from above in his ship... And tries... crashing it... into Ursula's underwater lair??? SHERIE RENE SCOTT Oh no I'm mildly distracted... Wait how did you get your ship to plunge so many feet below sea level? Does it turn into a submarine? PRINCE ERIC No. SHERIE RENE SCOTT Can you breathe underwater? PRINCE ERIC No. ARIEL While you were mildly distracted, I got your shell! And now I'm throwing it to the ground! (throws to ground) So Eric DID do something about the Ursula battle. XP LOL I loved that part. This thing is hilarious. And I also like: SIERRA BOGGESS (it starts from the bridge, people) WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE TO PLAY THIS PART UP HERE ON BROADWAY HEY LITTLE GIRLS I GOT THIS PART AND YOU DID NOT I AM LIKE YOU WHEN I WAS TWELVE I WANTED TO BE ARIEL NOW I *AM* HER YOU ARE *NOT* HER THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SAD! OR... (final verse now) MAYBE YOU'RE SAD CAUSE I'M JUST OKAY SERIOUSLY, WASN'T KERRY BUTLER SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS PART, HOW COME SHE'S NOT? FORBIDDEN BROADWAY'S GERARD ALESSANDRINI I said stop that. SIERRA BOGGESS UP WHERE THEY SING UP WHERE THEY ACT I'M NOT QUITE AS GOOD AS ALL THAT I'M JUST OKAY YOU HAVE NO CHOICE I'M PART OF YOUR WORLD! Audience claps because they love this song. |
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Post by flyingdutchmermaid on Dec 6, 2009 20:21:10 GMT -5
OMG That script was so funny
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, some too inappropriate, which is why I didn't just copy and paste. 
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